mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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