thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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