i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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