Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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