im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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