Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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