Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Last time i carry you out of a forest
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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