so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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