Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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