I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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