How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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