Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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