ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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