i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
my liver is dry heaving
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