im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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