Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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