This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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