I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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