it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
People in love make me want to vomit
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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