he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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