So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You need Xanax blowdarts
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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