That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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