On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Randomize
