whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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