why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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