You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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