I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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