just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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