dude i'm inner monologue high
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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