Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
