Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
