she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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