They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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