You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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