Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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