Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize