New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
