I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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