can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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