But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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