we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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