is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
