Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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