So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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