The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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