You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Less talking, more tequila
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
