Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
