dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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