she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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