My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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