at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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