he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
