All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
