And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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