the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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