Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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